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April 5, 2011

Who wouldn’t agree with absolutely ALL of these observations?

by Prue Miller

· I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

· Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
· I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
· There is great need for a sarcasm font.
· Was learning cursive really necessary?
· Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty  sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
· Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
· I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
· Bad decisions make good stories.
· You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
· Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
· I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I  swear I did not make any changes to.
· I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
· I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
· I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
· I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and    hunger.
· How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a   word they said?
· I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up  to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
· Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
· Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
· Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car  keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the  Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from  3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
· Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

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